Thursday, March 30, 2006

corndogs - suck/don't suck (the trial post)

(hi sluts. so i decided that for the first review i would review something super simple. this is just a trial run, so dont get all mad at me if this is crap. just so you know, it probably will be)......

i think the corndog is hot, but some people think it's disgusting. i think corndogs are hot because hot dogs in normal buns are ok, but hot dogs dipped in corn batter then deep fried are like heaven on earth, especially with a little mustard. who wouldn't love a hot delicious tube steak wrapped in cornbread?? i don't get these anti-hot dog people, but i guess to each his own. so here's the breakdown.

corndogs taste like heaven.

corndogs make you fat. fast.

corndogs are the only reason worth visiting the California Adventure theme park in Anaheim.

corndogs have both the words corn and dog in it's name which when you think about it is really disturbing.

corndogs are made of gross stuff that i don't want to research because it will probably gross me out forever and make me want to die.

corndogs bring people together.

corndogs can make you sick. violently sick.

however, corndogs have never hurt anyone intentionally. just on accident......

---------------------the verdict----------------------------

corndogs definitely don't suck. they dance! dance my little corndog, dance!!!

yeah this trial run was lame. it will get better. i swear.

senor chips had absolutely nothing to do with this post. that bitch has more class than to be associated with the corndog. i have no problems loving it, though.


At 9:46 AM, Blogger Tony Mora said...


At 1:33 PM, Blogger my lollipops are sweeter said...

loves it!!! ditto!!

At 1:38 PM, Blogger Gerald said...

dood...girls EATING corn dogs is hotter than Jesus in a speedo.

At 9:37 PM, Blogger CarolineJarvis said...

Until now I never understood you silly Americans and your corndogs... but you make a convincing arguement.... lol.... maybe I'll try one some day....

ps. I think Jerry's should stay off the crack.

Cheers pal!

At 3:12 PM, Blogger Joel Delano said...

I'm on the fence about corndogs, but I look forward to learning about things that may or may not suck.

At 10:54 PM, Blogger my lollipops are sweeter said...

thanks joel! and even though you have no love for the corndog, the corndog still loves you and will be waiting for you if you ever decide to accept it as your savior.

At 10:55 PM, Blogger my lollipops are sweeter said...

thanks caroline! you're a hot slut! a hot canadian one.


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