corndogs - suck/don't suck (the trial post)

(hi sluts. so i decided that for the first review i would review something super simple. this is just a trial run, so dont get all mad at me if this is crap. just so you know, it probably will be)......






THE CORNDOG...
i think the corndog is hot, but some people think it's disgusting. i think corndogs are hot because hot dogs in normal buns are ok, but hot dogs dipped in corn batter then deep fried are like heaven on earth, especially with a little mustard. who wouldn't love a hot delicious tube steak wrapped in cornbread?? i don't get these anti-hot dog people, but i guess to each his own. so here's the breakdown.

corndogs taste like heaven.

corndogs make you fat. fast.

corndogs are the only reason worth visiting the California Adventure theme park in Anaheim.

corndogs have both the words corn and dog in it's name which when you think about it is really disturbing.

corndogs are made of gross stuff that i don't want to research because it will probably gross me out forever and make me want to die.

corndogs bring people together.

corndogs can make you sick. violently sick.

however, corndogs have never hurt anyone intentionally. just on accident......

---------------------the verdict----------------------------

corndogs definitely don't suck. they dance! dance my little corndog, dance!!!

ps-
yeah this trial run was lame. it will get better. i swear.

pss-
senor chips had absolutely nothing to do with this post. that bitch has more class than to be associated with the corndog. i have no problems loving it, though.