Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Earth, Wind, and Fire - sucks/doesn't suck

Earth Wind and Fire is a musical group from like a while ago when disco and funk was all hot and stuff. You can still hear some Earth Wind and Fire today at some fine gay establishments and on hot radio stations like Los Angeles' KBIG 104. Some people think disco died like in the 80's or something, but we all know disco will live on in all of our hearts forever. Don't deny it. It totally makes you want to oogie boogie woogie, or whatever. but just because disco is hot doesn't mean Earth, Wind and Fire is hot (er, and more specifically the song "Let's Groove")..... or does it???????????????

The Breakdown:

ok, for reals. this video is all the proof i need. it might also help to know that in Senor Chips' drivers ed class they showed a video which contained a hot-- 'car accidents cut up with parts of this music video'--montage to teach the importance of defensive driving.

-------------------THE VERDICT----------------------------

Earth, Wind, and Fire not only do NOT suck. but these are some of the hottest music video making bitches on earth!!!!! someone needs to call mimi and tell her to take notes! you better watch that shit!!!!!! it's hotter than you can ever imagine.

my favorite parts are: a) outer space and b) the floating heads part. what's yours?


At 5:59 PM, Blogger Señor Chips said...

Come to think of it, the lady staring in the video looks a lot like my driver's ed teacher. This explains a lot!

At 8:30 PM, Blogger Joel Delano said...

I saw that todays topic was Earth Wind and Fire and they might suck...or do they? I was pretty certain that they did suck, but then I read and watched their fine video put to music and understood how that video does not suck. In fact it might be the best video I have ever seen. I like how in the second half of the videos when you get the three floating heads of the same same dude and they take turns singing and then it just goes nuts from the there. However, I don't understand the relationship between Earth Wind and Fire and driving motorized vehicles... I think Earth Wind and Fire should stick to bycicles and Scooters (not those stupid Razor scooters but old school big wheeled scooters.)

At 11:14 AM, Blogger my lollipops are sweeter said...


omg, excellent point Joel. Everything Pre-Floating-Triple-Head is rad and outerspace-erly awesome, but it's what happens after the floating heads that makes you feel truly grateful for the existence of this video!!!! i especially appreciate the 500 mirror images of that one hot dancing lady(otherwise known as Senor Chips' drivers ed teacher).

Also, I totally agree with your bike/scooter notion. Because EWF have that molestor-dude/early Prince je ne sais quoi, they should definitely be on scooters and not behind motorized vehicles.

Excellent observations, slut.

At 12:11 PM, Blogger Tony Mora said...

Holy crap! How old is Don Cheadle?
You have to chickity check out Tony Basil next.....

At 12:34 PM, Blogger Señor Chips said...

you know the choreography looks a lot like the dance scene in napoleon dynamite. i bet they didn't think anyone would notice; I'm on to you Earth Wind and Fire!

At 11:23 AM, Blogger my lollipops are sweeter said...

cheeps, you really need to stop watching the video everyday and do some gd work!! bring home the bacon, biatch!


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