Tuesday, December 05, 2006

the hello kitty waffle iron sucks/doesnt suck

a waffle story:
(pictures not available because...photobucket is still a douchebag)

um...so the hello kitty waffle iron totally DOES NOT SUCK. look how amazing that shit looks. i really don't feel the need to fill this post up with any pros or cons because the pictures say it all. hello kittys big fat face is bite sized..you don't even need to use your hands!! and waffles are good no matter what. like if you made a shitty waffe (pictured) and put anything on top of it...ie: honey, maple syrup, powdered sugar, orange marmalade, strawberry jelly, whipped cream, any kind of fruit crap......i happened to dip one of mine in curry....shut up, i was desperate and it was like right next to the waffle plate, i hate walking.....it'll be delicious.

bottom line, the hello kitty face machine is rad, useable, and totally fucking cute. you know your ass loves that bitch. she can do no wrong. she's like america's not really american sweetheart or something. you know she's hotter than that barbie skank!

so if you're not like a waffle connoisseur this will totally be good enough to make something totally gay, but hot for your next party while still tasting decent. just make sure you get a decent waffle recipe and like have all the ingredients. i didn't and made shit up and mine tasted like sometimes soggy, sometimes crispy egg corn waffle. don't ask.


At 4:51 PM, Blogger Chris Battle said...

Being a Sanrio item just automatically makes shit rule.

At 12:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not posting shit suxs...stop sucking immediately.


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