Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Earth, Wind, and Fire - sucks/doesn't suck

Earth Wind and Fire is a musical group from like a while ago when disco and funk was all hot and stuff. You can still hear some Earth Wind and Fire today at some fine gay establishments and on hot radio stations like Los Angeles' KBIG 104. Some people think disco died like in the 80's or something, but we all know disco will live on in all of our hearts forever. Don't deny it. It totally makes you want to oogie boogie woogie, or whatever. but just because disco is hot doesn't mean Earth, Wind and Fire is hot (er, and more specifically the song "Let's Groove")..... or does it???????????????

The Breakdown:

ok, for reals. this video is all the proof i need. it might also help to know that in Senor Chips' drivers ed class they showed a video which contained a hot-- 'car accidents cut up with parts of this music video'--montage to teach the importance of defensive driving.

-------------------THE VERDICT----------------------------

Earth, Wind, and Fire not only do NOT suck. but these are some of the hottest music video making bitches on earth!!!!! someone needs to call mimi and tell her to take notes! you better watch that shit!!!!!! it's hotter than you can ever imagine.

my favorite parts are: a) outer space and b) the floating heads part. what's yours?

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

tequila - sucks/doesnt suck

hi sluts, so there are people who seriously live for tequila- especially in the form of a cold delish margarita. But tequila is seriously the devil's poison and turns you into the kind of drunk where you make Tara Reid look like Mother Teresa. The breakdown:

Tequila tastes like pee.

Tequila makes you want to die.

Tequila is made by hot mexicans, so that's hot. (gotta keep it real, woo woo)

Tequila has the word "Te" which in spanish is "you" when someone is referring to you in some kind of action context, and the word (at least phonetically) "killah". aka it wants to kill you. see, i told you.

Tequila inside of a strawberry margarita is really delicious.

Tequila almost sounds like Taquitos, and i LOVE taquitos with some guacamole and salsa...mmm.

Tequila can be hot, when you get it for free.

-------------------------THE VERDICT---------------------
TEQUILA FUCKING SUCKS. i hate that shit. it destroyed me on my half birfday and it seriously sent me into a coma last nite that i just recovered from at about 7pm this evening (and i only had a sip of my friend's cadillac margarita)! and i know i'm not the only person who has suffered at the hands of what senor chips calls "dirty mexican poison water", that shit has destroyed the nights and mornings of many a slut and ho, i'm sure! that shit is hardcore and it is straight up out to kill you. i am definitely no match for its powers so therefore tequila is poo.

ps- though tequila sucks, tila tequila is hot shit. she was on access hollywood tonight and i see big things for this ho. and by big things i mean i hope her and her titties are on Flavor of Love season 2! that would be hot.